So today I walked into a bathroom with two men in it. First off really two guys in a bathroom. Anyway when I opened the door it was like the mystery mobile on Scooby Doo, Poof there was smoke. When asked what is going on they said just talking. Really two guys in the bathroom with smoke just talking. I asked for the smoke they said what smoke we were just talking. Really the crimals are getting smarter each year. Really when I want to talk with my buddies we do it out side on the porch or over some shrimp on the barby.
This one comes from R. PD in utah. The halfway house received a phone call that a drug task just busted one of the offenders that lives in the halfway house at a drug bust. This offender was high on meth. The officers at the halfway house asked if they needed to come and pick him up. They were told that they would have an 
officer drive him over to the halfway house. After a hour or so an officer asked if any one has seen the offender that was on his way back. All the officers at the halfway house had not seen him yet. They called R. PD and asked about the offender. Then, they were told that the officer dropped him off at the coner of the street and the offender said he would walk back. First off the offender said he would walk back. Really an offender high on meth is a reliable source and is always truthful. Well when the officers pulled up the cameras sure enough the officer dropped him off and the coner but when the officer pulled off so did the offender heading the other way. Really, really you just drop off an offender at a coner because he told you he will walk back. So, you uncuff him and what said you be a good boy and return like you said you would. Really, that is all I can say is Really that happened. You cant make this stuff up. Really..
